ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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