ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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