ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not getting older.
You're getting closer. That's worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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