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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "work best under pressure".
You don't. You just only work under pressure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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