ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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