ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Not all who wander are lost.
You are. The map gave up.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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