ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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