ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "healing your inner child".
Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult that hasn't opened a letter since March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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