ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "my For You page knows me so well".
It knows you're awake and lonely at 2 a.m. That's not a gift. That's data.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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