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THURSDAY, 21 MAY 2020
You have a "5-year plan".
It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
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- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
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