ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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