ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love yourself first.
Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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