ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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