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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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