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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION THURSDAY, 22 OCTOBER 2020
No pain, no gain.
You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your file.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
  2. Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
  3. You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
  4. You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
  5. You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
  6. You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
  7. You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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