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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SUNDAY, 25 OCTOBER 2020
You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
  2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
  3. No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
  4. Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
  5. Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
  6. You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
  7. You're "on a gap year". It's your third.

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