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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION FRIDAY, 2 OCTOBER 2020
You "speak your truth".
Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.

— Zack, unqualified

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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
  2. Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
  3. Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
  4. You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
  5. Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
  6. A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
  7. You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.

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