ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started saying "oof" when you sit down.
That's the countdown, out loud.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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