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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Start the week strong.
Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a buffering icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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