ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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