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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
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- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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