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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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