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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION THURSDAY, 19 JANUARY 2023
The council listened to your feedback.
Then it did the thing anyway, but with listening.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
  2. There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
  3. Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
  4. Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
  5. Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
  6. Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
  7. 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…

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