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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION FRIDAY, 13 JANUARY 2023
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.

— Zack, unqualified

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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
  2. Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
  3. You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
  4. "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
  5. Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
  6. Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
  7. When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.

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