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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The customer is always right.
The customer is also on hold, forever, which is exactly how the company likes it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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