ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark.
There wasn't. She knew in four minutes. You paid for both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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