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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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