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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you.
It's a debt collector.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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