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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house.
Nothing will. Have the coffee.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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