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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't believe in labels".
You believe in being kept as an option.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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