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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house.
Nothing will. Have the coffee.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
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