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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
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