ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenting is ten percent love
and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is. Then they leave and take both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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