ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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