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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
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