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— Zack, unqualified
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- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
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