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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
Your overdraft found it first. It's been compounding you since 2017.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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