ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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