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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Youth is wasted on the young.
You wasted yours too. Old age is next, and you've got form.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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