ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The sun will eventually swallow the Earth.
Until then, the bins still go out on Tuesday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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