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It took seven people to remove the filter.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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