ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "found your aesthetic".
It's beige. It's always beige.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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