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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started saying "oof" when you sit down.
That's the countdown, out loud.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- The sun will eventually swallow the Earth. Until then, the bins still go out…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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