ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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