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WEDNESDAY, 24 OCTOBER 1956
You'll leave your children everything you have.
It's mostly a bread maker and an overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
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