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Mistakes were made.
Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
— Zack, unqualified
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- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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