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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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