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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The customer is always right.
The customer is also on hold, forever, which is exactly how the company likes it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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