ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious.
Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it to Tuesday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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