ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got the ick because they ran for a bus.
You've been single three years and you run for nothing. Including opportunities.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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